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We're the Boston Crystal Guys, and welcome to our store, Sean and Sean's Healing Crystals. You know all negative emotions are really just because your chakra is a block? And healing crystals can help open your blocked chakras. The other day, the Red Sox were down like four runs in the bottom of the fourth inning. Instead of getting wicked mad, I just aligned my sacral chakra with some Tiger's Eye. I don't need to ban anti-psychotics. I just need an emerald kyanite necklace to ward off malevolent spirits. I always tell you to keep Black Obsidian next to your bed so you can practice Tibetan dream yoga. The moon's about to be in the second nest with Jupiter, bro. Don't even start with those lower vibrational thought patterns. My moon is in Capricorn and my Venus is in Scorpio, so don't even come at me with that energy. My Mercury's in Virgo, bro, and my Chiron's in Pisces, bro. And it's about to be the frickin' age of Aquarius if you don't stop coming at me like that, bro. We gotta do a love and kindness meditation. Shut up, dude. I'm not telling you my friggin' mantra. At Sean and Sean's Healing Crystals, we got a sale for 50% off all Tibetan singing bowls. Bro, you're not friggin' doing that right now. At Sean and Sean's, we always keep sage burning to keep out lower dimensional energy. Bro, you told us to mess up the feng shui of the store. Don't come at me like that, bro. Celtic's lost last night because you weren't doing your visualization. You forgot to tell them about the sale we got on Moonstone and Carnelian Clots. No Yankees fans allowed in this crystal store. Bro, my Mercury's in Pisces, bro. Don't be coming at me with that energy, bro. The Super Harvest Moon is tonight, bro. You better watch out, bro. Bro, I don't care if it's a Beaver Supermoon out there tonight. You Yankees fans better reincarnate out of my store before I... Labyrinthite, attack! Don't mess with my aura light, bro. Use the clots, Sean. Use the clots. You're right, bro. We're the Boston Crystal, guys. And we're here to remind you that all suffering comes from attachment. And all have one vision.