I'm not quitting on this ham 🍖 #marriedlife

What time is it? What day is it? Where my sister be right now? Work? No. Is it Sunday? Monday? Honey did you take the trash out? No they aren't doing trash today. But it's Wednesday. No it was Wednesday two days ago. Wait it's been Wednesday for three days? No that's not how it works. You know maybe it has been. Right? When are we? I don't know. Okay New Year's Resolutions kicking in in a couple days. Last chance for this. And this. And this. See you soon old friends. But not today. Do you want some leftover ham and potatoes for lunch? I know we've had it the last few days but it was a big ham. Is that a no? Because it's a yes for me. Not a quitter. Not gonna quit on this ham. How long till ham goes bad? What day is it? Have I only eaten cookies today? No. I have leftover chips and dip too. Then there was that bowl of buttered pasta I ate with my hands. When was the last time I had a full meal? Honey can you get some champagne for New Year's Eve tonight? Okay but... And some sparkling cider for the kids. Yeah but you see... Do you think we can trick the kids into thinking New Year's Eve is at 9 tonight? Probably not. Why not? Because New Year's Eve is four days from now. You should still get the champagne though right? Oh yeah of course. How many people are doing real work this week? I know I have a conference call at some point. When do we go back to work? Honey when is January happening?