Sus or buss? #summerbreakcountdown #snacksmack #parentingtipsandtricks

All right, summer break is almost here. Let's go over the rules. Number one, you say the word snack, you get smacked. Snack smack, snack smack, screen time. Don't care. Unlimited. Don't talk to me about it. All meal services have been discontinued. We're doing a snack bar type of scenario for summer. Help yourself. I am trying to make you independent. You're welcome. If you have a problem, figure it out yourself. Do not talk to me about it. This is for your own good. All maid services have been suspended for the summer. She has quit. That person is me. Who wants to vacuum? Who wants to sweep? You can have any friends over you want, as long as they don't step foot in my house. I'll be putting a bucket and a roll of paper towels in the shed for pooping. Going forward, you're responsible for all your sunscreen application. I bought you continuous spray cans, and there's two of you. Figure it out. Last rule, no one's allowed to wake anyone up in the morning, except for me. I can do anything I want, but if you wake me up, we go back to rule number one. We take out the snack, and it's just all snacks. All snacks. It's gonna be the best summer, as long as you leave me alone. I'm out!