sure grandpa… let’s get you to bed.

I used to be a big TikToker back in my day. Yeah, and then China was stealing our data, so the US banned it. Here, Grandpa, let's get you to bed. Yeah, I used to have like four million followers. Oh, yeah. Four million, how'd you get that? Yeah, I would do trends. Oh. Do these trends. What's a trend? A trend is where you take someone's idea and you do it yourself, and you get a million billion views from that. Yeah, it's really cool, you just take people's ideas. But then, you know, it got banned, and then we had to download another Chinese app called Xing Zhang Zhu, or something like that, called Red Note. Yeah, but I used to make a lot of money being a TikToker. Yeah, a lot of money. Oh, man, I used to be famous. People loved me. But then, on Red Note, in the terms of agreement, they made you sign up for the Chinese military. So that's why a bunch of these TikTokers that went there, they had to fight in World War III against America. So we had to kill a bunch of our friends. I'm Chinese now. Okay, Grandpa, do you have soup for dinner? Yeah, I'd love some.