@zachwoods signed a contract to be in an ad for Jira. We're just not ...

As soon as I sign my name to this contract, I think I'm going to become tech money royalty. Zach Woods sold out to be in an ad for Jira Project Management Software. Here's a project I started in Jira called F.U. Money. This circle right here shows my team's overall progress in preparing me to be rich. We don't think he read his contract. This is exhibit cha-ching. I get paid per sign-up. Zach Woods does not get paid per sign-up. Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching. Sign-ups do not equal cha-ching. Cha-ching.