gay math

Okay, so we know about girl math and we know about boy math, and now it's time for gay math. Let's begin. If it takes 15 minutes for a regular person to get there, it's gonna take a gay 7.5 minutes. All you have to do is divide by two. If there's four siblings in your family, one of them's gay. If there's three siblings in your family, one of them's gay. If there's twins in your family, one of them's gay. And if you're an only child, the dad is gay. That's just science. If it's 95 degrees out, you order a nice coffee. If it's 10 degrees out, you order a nice coffee. A plus B equals C. If someone looks at you one to two times, they're not interested in you. If they look at you a third time, that's the love of your life, you're falling in love. Book the venue. But if they look at you four or more times, then we go back to not interested. If I call you a bitch or a slut, we're actually best friends. If I call you honey or sweetie, we're mortal enemies and I hate you. That's just math.