#stitch with @leahhwoodss @Mary

The game is, he's a six, but he drives a nice truck. What does that make him? Okay, so here's what we currently know. Not me, I'm happily married, but for all those other gentlemen out there. I've got everything here on a Google sheet, positives, negatives, and neutrals. Also a chart, so let me tell you what I've learned. If you get a job as a lifeguard, put on some cologne, and walk on the outside of the sidewalk, you could start out at a half point, be a literal Muppet, and move up to Chris Hemsworth. Or if you're an average guy, you can just buy a boat, grow a mustache, and clap at the end of Top Gun, and you're up there with Timothy Shublegut. Now for the bad news, or things you need to work on. Definitely believe in birds. The only height we can be really sure about is 6'4", and that gets you nothing. For all my croc dudes out there, you're either at a minus half or minus three, so just make sure they're pretty cool. There's a lot more ways to go wrong than to go right, so I guess just don't be lame and grow a mustache.