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Kayla Sullivan reporting live from outside my son's bedroom where he's currently being detained until nap time is over. Now this story does involve a minor so I can't release specifics but what I can confirm is my son is a two-year-old terrorist who held me hostage at the Olive Garden earlier today. It's important to note the friends I met there do not have children and likely never will after witnessing this situation firsthand. This is an active investigation but authorities believe the proper precautions were taken. I brought my son's favorite snacks and even risked judgment from other moms by bringing an iPad but not even cocomelon could have stopped this meltdown. After several cries demanding quote a good Samaritan waitress miraculously understood it as the English word ketchup and brought him a bottle. Unfortunately her good deed was later punished after he threw a ketchup covered fork at her. Not all heroes wear capes but this one should have worn an apron. You know these toddler outbursts are becoming increasingly common as more and more parents try out the new craze gentle parenting and completely suck at it. I'll keep trying. Back to you.